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A work colleague thats hot. You know the kind...usually wears promiscuous power suits, tight pants (with visible thong), or nice short skirts. Since having in-house corporation strippers is a social faux pas in America, we make up for it by hiring whotties.

Known locations are usually: copy machine, coffee corner, or lunch cafeteria.
Yo graham, I just saw like 4 whotties at the lunch cafe today. I wonder how many of them are administrative assistants?
whottie by Mike Besto May 29, 2007
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the whottie thotties 

"have you heard of the whottie thotties?"
"no"
"They're the best gay trio out there"
the whottie thotties by tomwasshere December 16, 2021

whoptie doodle 

A delicious fat ass that you see one time in your life. It can be replaced if you see one that is of higher quality in the future, but it must be greatest ass you ever seen by your eyes.
Yo, Jenna over there got the Whoptie Doodle!
whoptie doodle by mdharia15 October 8, 2014

Whittier 

An urban forest that's 15 miles away from Los Angeles. People who live here have amazing hiking trails as their backyards. A place where you can see from the Hollywood Sign to Catalina Island. A place where rich people live up in the hills with million dollar views.
Hey, let's go watch the sunset from the top Whittier Hills!
Whittier by Mike_500 February 24, 2015
Luis: look at the white girl with the fat booty!!

Omar: that my friend is what we call a WHOOTIE!
Whootie by bkstriniboy October 6, 2011
A human female with white skin, who also has large buttocks/gluteus maximus muscles.
"Oh my God, Becky. Look at that Whootie! I'm so jelly right now."

Uptown Whittier 

An area of a city named Whittier. know for its decaying historic buildings, punk rockers, hardcore shows, crowds of poor youth panhandlers, rockabillys, cholos, trendy hipsters that ride fixed gear bikes, homeless, drug addicts, the mentally impared, and three large retirement homes.In short uptown whittier is the place to go in Whittier if you have no place to go or a car.
"Man when all those punk kids tried to jump us, it was like we
where hanging out in uptown Whittier again!"