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whorestick 

A dick at least 8 inches in size that is well enjoyed by many girls

a slutpole or whorestick is usually possessed by a guy with a charismatic and flirty personality. A whorestick is almost always wet from the drool of needy sluts. The sticks owner essentially has the option to get his rocks off at any time of the day.
every girl at my high school sucked Jason's whorestick
whorestick by hgfgfgg January 30, 2023

Whoristics

The combined factors involved in defining someone as a whore, which when taken singularly may not be considered skanky but when combined result in the conclusion that the person involved is a total slut
"the low cut top, red lipstick, and high heels aren't that bad by themselves but together on her the Whoristics nature of her is undeniable"
"yeah, I'd tap that"
Whoristics by Brian_Brian April 11, 2008

Whoreticulture 

Whoreticulture is the industry and practice of celebrity cultivation including the process of garnering fame and admiration for nothing short of a poorly made sex tape.

Whoreticulturists conduct a monetarily successful existence in the practice of pornography, poorly made pop music, and self commercialization usually in the form of a perfume or clothing line. The work involves fucking on film in a hotel room, releasing it to the public on the internet, landing a successful reality TV show, in some cases getting punched in the face on said reality show, putting out an "Autobiography" with a nauseating title written by someone else, and recording a pop song that when listened to, will make you lose complete faith in the human race.

Their staggering ability to remain famous despite the fact they're completely talentless is a testament to how far our empty culture has fallen.
There is the old saying, "50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong" perhaps that's true... But 50 Million Kim Kardashian fans have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. Now that's what I call whoreticulture.

Whorestruck 

Similar to awestruck, whorestruck is to be rendered speechless after a breathtakingly erotic session with a hooker.
"Dan hasn't said much since he came back from Amsterdam, is he ok?"
"Yeah, he's just still whorestruck after that two hour session at Club Vandersexxx."
Whorestruck by Greg_Zepplin December 19, 2013
A sack full of Promiscuous and horny women Can also Be Phrased as a β€œSlut gang”
By a sack full I mean about 5-8 Women
That anime game was weird- It had a whoresack of thirsty H cup girls

whorestitution 

How did your whorestitution go over the weekend?
whorestitution by AtomBalls May 6, 2006