Whoreticulture is the industry and practice of celebrity cultivation including the process of garnering fame and admiration for nothing
short of a poorly made sex tape.
Whoreticulturists conduct a monetarily successful existence in the practice of pornography, poorly made pop
music, and self commercialization usually in the form of a perfume or clothing
line. The work involves fucking on film in a hotel room, releasing it to the public on the
internet, landing a successful reality TV show, in some cases getting punched in the face on said reality show, putting out an "Autobiography" with a nauseating title written by someone else, and recording a pop song that when listened to,
will make you lose complete faith in the human race.
Their staggering ability to remain famous despite the fact they'
re completely talentless is a testament to how far our empty culture has fallen.
There is the old saying, "
50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong" perhaps that's true... But
50 Million Kim Kardashian fans have no idea what the
fuck they're talking about. Now that's what I call whoreticulture.