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You've never been to Heaven, have you?

Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie
Ooh, baby, we can go fast
I'll drive and you just lay back
I got the flavor that lasts, yeah, the sweetest pie

I might take you home with this
I might give you all of it
Come get your dose of the sweetest pie
Ooh, this the ride of your life
Hold on 'cause, baby, I might
I might just give you a bite of the sweetest pie

Baby, I'm the sweetest
Pussy is the meanest
Hot girl shit, but I'm cold every season
Know he got that pipe, let him bust it till it's leakin'
Booty like a pillow, he can use it while he sleepin'
Look, don't be goin' through my phone 'cause that's the old me
Ain't the only one tryna be my one and only
Real big, movin' slow, that body like codeine
He a player, but for Megan he cuttin' the whole team
That body lookin' nice
I got cake and I know he want a slice
I wish a nigga would try to put me on ice
I ain't ever had to chase dick in my life
I want that nasty, that freaky stuff
Slid up under my bed and keep me up
That Hansel and Gretel, let him eat me up
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
Totally didnโ€™t copy and paste that from AZ lyrics ;)
Have you ever been to heaven tho thatโ€™s the question
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Person 1: OMG! Did you hear that person 3 and person 4 are dating???????? :o

Person 2: yeah lol omg
Person 3: *suddenly wants to date person 1 because there acting like a material gworl*
*when person 1 and person 3 start dating, it becomes clear person 1 acted fake, because they act very differently when theyโ€™re dating, person 1 not acting like the omg gworl they were then the hoe breaks up with them*
Definition: Simular to a thot, or material girl; usually try to fake mental illnesses for attention, dating, tea, and love, their love is fake however.
There could also be scenario 2:
Someone acts very sweet kind and bubbly at first then starts acting like a hoe and you eventually realize your being manipulated, tea whores are usually fake, manipulative thots and if you see one, you should immediately put sanitizer in your eyes and run
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To slip your dick in your partners vagina very quickly but however it must be very wet and Fast to qualify as a speedy
Theyโ€™re also make your girl moan like the moana Lisa and Can make her squirt if done properly and every girl should get a chance to experience a speedy
Hey Jessica want me to pull a speedy tonight?
Jessica: yes, please!
(A few hours later)
*Moaning and squirting everywhere*
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A girl from anime that is usually in her teens and has H cup boobs and wears maid outfits and has cat ears.
Simps or pedos Are usually attracted to young girls with these profile pictures, this usually happens on discord, or thereโ€™s that one girl in your class with a fox girl pfp in your google classroom.
Anime girl: *takes selfie half naked*

U-UwU I twook a wittle selwfie! OwO p-p-pwease notice me onii senpai..~~ >//w//<๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’™โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’šโฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ’“โฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ
Onii: youโ€™re cringe as hell. *reloads AK-47*
Anime girl: S-SENPAI N- *dies*
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When you slide your dick into your partners vagina very swiftly with great wetness and is very sexually satisfying, Chances are, if you do it on your partner theyโ€™ll be a Moana lisa
I pulled a speedy on her last night and she proposed to me the next morning
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