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Whoristics

The combined factors involved in defining someone as a whore, which when taken singularly may not be considered skanky but when combined result in the conclusion that the person involved is a total slut
"the low cut top, red lipstick, and high heels aren't that bad by themselves but together on her the Whoristics nature of her is undeniable"
"yeah, I'd tap that"
Whoristics by Brian_Brian April 11, 2008
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wholistic 

Wholistic is not a word.
Mission statement: Our efforts involve developing unquestionable management leadership with wholistic solutions and opportunities from the top down.
wholistic by LexAveNYC August 25, 2008
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Whorities 

1. Collection of qualities exclusive to whores and the whore-like.

2. General class of qualities possessed by women like:

Bar Sluts
Bus Station Skanks
Sorority Members (or Sorostitutes)
Actual Whores
Business Whores

Non-Inclusive List of Whorities: Immorality, infidelity, smuttiness, sluttyness, horniness, bisexuality, disrespect for self, empowerment through sex, nymphomania, and extreme variance in sexual partners.
Realist 1: Those sorority girls are ripe with whorities.

Realist 2: Yes, and their mothers would be ashamed of this, except for the fact that whorities are first learned in the home.

Realist 1: True Dat. Their mothers are guilty of the same whorities.
Whorities by The AntiGreek June 10, 2006

whorestick 

a noun used negatively and figuratively in order to infer that whoever will receive the blows is a whore.
"I'ma beat her with my whorestick!" or "That girl looks like she was beat up with a whorestick."
whorestick by emilyhasarosebud February 3, 2010

whoritis 

Very Contagious disease can be contracted from fat sluts one of three ways
1. Sexual Contact
2. Being Whipped by them
3. Getting within a 5 foot radius for prolonged periods of time.
1. The fat bitch must have gave me whoritis.
2. I can't breathe the whoritis is acting up again.

Whoritis 

The non-clinical disease relating to women who have the compulsory need to engage in sexual intercourse with any male. Women with this disease often have sexual intercourse with random men at least once per day.
Man: She has so many STDs. I think she may have whoritis.

Whoritice 

(n) An infection that makes girls behave whorishly around boys and vice versa.
Whoa, have you seen Laura lately? She must have caught whoritice, because she never use to act like this!
Whoritice by mixtapeoncrack February 24, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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