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Whoristics

The combined factors involved in defining someone as a whore, which when taken singularly may not be considered skanky but when combined result in the conclusion that the person involved is a total slut
"the low cut top, red lipstick, and high heels aren't that bad by themselves but together on her the Whoristics nature of her is undeniable"
"yeah, I'd tap that"
Whoristics by Brian_Brian April 11, 2008
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wholistic 

Wholistic is not a word.
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wholistic by LexAveNYC August 25, 2008
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Whorities 

1. Collection of qualities exclusive to whores and the whore-like.

2. General class of qualities possessed by women like:

Bar Sluts
Bus Station Skanks
Sorority Members (or Sorostitutes)
Actual Whores
Business Whores

Non-Inclusive List of Whorities: Immorality, infidelity, smuttiness, sluttyness, horniness, bisexuality, disrespect for self, empowerment through sex, nymphomania, and extreme variance in sexual partners.
Realist 1: Those sorority girls are ripe with whorities.

Realist 2: Yes, and their mothers would be ashamed of this, except for the fact that whorities are first learned in the home.

Realist 1: True Dat. Their mothers are guilty of the same whorities.
Whorities by The AntiGreek June 10, 2006

whorestick 

a noun used negatively and figuratively in order to infer that whoever will receive the blows is a whore.
"I'ma beat her with my whorestick!" or "That girl looks like she was beat up with a whorestick."
whorestick by emilyhasarosebud February 3, 2010

whoritis 

Very Contagious disease can be contracted from fat sluts one of three ways
1. Sexual Contact
2. Being Whipped by them
3. Getting within a 5 foot radius for prolonged periods of time.
1. The fat bitch must have gave me whoritis.
2. I can't breathe the whoritis is acting up again.

Whoritis 

The non-clinical disease relating to women who have the compulsory need to engage in sexual intercourse with any male. Women with this disease often have sexual intercourse with random men at least once per day.
Man: She has so many STDs. I think she may have whoritis.

Whoritice 

(n) An infection that makes girls behave whorishly around boys and vice versa.
Whoa, have you seen Laura lately? She must have caught whoritice, because she never use to act like this!
Whoritice by mixtapeoncrack February 24, 2015
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