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a can of whoopass 

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.
1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"
a can of whoopass by Ben Graham October 12, 2005
Related Words
my name, can be used in agreement and also as a confirmation and can be used as a greeting and for salutations.....
damn, that girl was hot. "whooday"

wanna go to the store? "whooday, lets go....."

what up homie? "whooday"!!

see you later cuzo. "whooday yo!"
whooday by Whooday Felony McNutty September 25, 2010

Whoopdifuckingdoo

Like the terrible expression: "whoopdi-do," but better in a number of hilarious and sarcastic ways.
D-Bag: "I did so good at that piano recital, my mom says I'm the best!"
You: Whoopdifuckingdoo...

can of whoopass 

Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.
Are you going to quit whining, or am I gonna have to open up a can of whoopass on you?
can of whoopass by Sparkly Minx November 15, 2003
Man! That dog is so woopdadsi!
Woopdadsi by AmicelliMaster January 15, 2009

whoopdifrickindo 

Similar to the word "whoopdifuckindo" : whoopdifrickindo is for those rare situations when you have to verbally filter what you say, whether due to a beloved auntie that happens to be walking by or because you want to show your adopted child what you really think of his shitty ass and meaningless accomplishments but he is too young to swear at.

Written by: Kallem Newton
Example: Whoopdifrickindo

Adopted Son: Hey Dad ! i just got an "A" in Drama and Art !

Dad: whoopdifrickindo son those classes won't get you anywhere in life.

Adopted Son: You just Swore ! *GASP*

Dad: No no no i Said "WhoopdiFRICKINdo". learn to listen or else i'll send you back to the orphanage.