whonkey

A white monkey with brown ears

There's a big Whonkey over there

by Colin smith55 February 11, 2024

wonkey noodle

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

by Mead Bayer November 5, 2006

Wonkey Eye

when someone smiles and one eye is incredibly and noticably bigger than the other.

Katie's wonkey eye is off the hook.

by Pete Shmooterson May 21, 2007

Wronkey Punch

When someone tries to attempt a donkey punch and wrongfully punches the person in the neck causing that person great pain.

Roe accidentally Wronkey Punched his wife this weekend and now she won't be here today.

by Mbj31008 November 14, 2014

Wronkey

A word describing something that is wrong, messed up, nasty, etc. Similar to 'Ratchet' but worse.

Friend 1: That girl's body is bangin'.

Friend 2: Yeah, but her face is straight wronkey, bro.

by Griffers and Mich January 9, 2013

wonkey donkey

a slang term for someone on ketamine

k'd up? you look like a wonkey donkey!

by Alan C May 30, 2006

Wonkey Donkey

An upper western phrase, originating in Idaho, exclaiming one's surprise or excitement over something. Originally created in Idaho by Bob "the Chicken Nuggie" Titan.

Wonkey Donkey!

by Wyatt Wigglesworth April 10, 2022