Wronkey

A word describing something that is wrong, messed up, nasty, etc. Similar to 'Ratchet' but worse.

Friend 1: That girl's body is bangin'.

Friend 2: Yeah, but her face is straight wronkey, bro.

Wronkey by Griffers and Mich January 9, 2013

Wronkey Punch

When someone tries to attempt a donkey punch and wrongfully punches the person in the neck causing that person great pain.

Roe accidentally Wronkey Punched his wife this weekend and now she won't be here today.

Wronkey Punch by Mbj31008 November 14, 2014

wonkey noodle 

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

wonkey noodle by Mead Bayer November 5, 2006

Wonkey Eye

when someone smiles and one eye is incredibly and noticably bigger than the other.

Katie's wonkey eye is off the hook.

Wonkey Eye by Pete Shmooterson May 21, 2007

Wronker 

A paper instrument, used to smoke cannabis and other herbal substances AKA spliff or joint (and wronkstaff/Wronk)

"mate, that is a fat wronker"
"skin up a fat wronker bud"

Wronker by Geoff and Stu March 14, 2006

wonkey donkey 

a slang term for someone on ketamine

k'd up? you look like a wonkey donkey!

wonkey donkey by Alan C May 30, 2006

Wonkey Donkey 

An upper western phrase, originating in Idaho, exclaiming one's surprise or excitement over something. Originally created in Idaho by Bob "the Chicken Nuggie" Titan.

Wonkey Donkey!

Wonkey Donkey by Wyatt Wigglesworth April 10, 2022