A portmanteau of whore and idiot. Coined by Malory Archer in the tv show Archer.
Pam: "Holy shitspace! Hey guys, we got a problem!"
Cheryl: "Duh! The party's starting and this dress makes me look like a whore!"
Malory: "Oh, you don't look like a whore... An idiot, maybe. Or both. Yes, a... whordiot."
Tony: "Your majesty, and you are just, so... What's the word I'm looking for?"
Cheryl: "Don't say whordiot, we hate that."
Tony: "Majestic!"
as defined on "Archer" a whordiot is a cross between a whore and an idiot. A woman of loose morals and highly questionable intelligence.
My soon to be ex-wife is a real whordiot. She walked out on an 18 year marriage with three sons to shack up with a guy 10-15 years younger than she is. How long does she think that's going to last?
1. A portmanteau of "borderline" and "whore." The act of displaying sluttish characteristics while falling short of actually being a promiscuous whore.
2. Promiscuity conducted with very high standards, proper hygiene and caution.
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1. She's really whorderline. I swear dude, she acts like a total cumdumpster, but her self-control is impeccable!
2. Yes, you have lots of sex. Yes, you're responsible about it and pull it off admirably. Still? Kinda whorderline.
A collection of extremely revealing clothing, purposefully used to lure or entice others. Often times, it is used to intimidate or anger fellow competitors. May result in a feeding frenzy when mixed with alcohol and hip hop music.
Last night Kristin reached into the depths of her whordrobe for her bachelorette party; all eyes were on her thigh high boots, diminutive mini skirt, and leather corset.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!