Whitest

The most American thing/part of an individual

The whitest part of me is listening to Carrie Underwood.
The whitest part of me is enjoying the show Seinfeld.

by RosaBerkin January 12, 2021

whitest kids u'know

amazingly awesome hilarious comedy troupe consisting of five extremely hot guys: Trevor, Zach, Sam, Timmy and Darren. They do comedy sketches and funny music videos. They also have a show on ifc but you can watch most of their stuff on youtube.

some whitest kids u'know sketches include: weird the stripper, classroom skit, mountain of chairs, fairy of womenhood, its illegal to say, girl sympathy, slow jerk etc,

Music vids: hitler rap, get a new daddy, we gon' make love, totally gay for america...

OMFG JUST WATCH THEIR STUFF YOU'LL LOOOOVE THEM I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE PUT A DEF FOR THEM YET

by aliloveswkuk May 12, 2008

whitest widow

A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.

1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of Whitest Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."

by whitest widow December 21, 2016

whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018

whitest whites

I meme I found on clumsy aka Wolfe on utube..
Whitest whites

I donno what to use whitest whites in,mkay.

by NUGGETDerp June 25, 2018

Whitest trash of all white trash

Leah

Leah’s braids are the whitest trash of all white trash

by sdhtkensub November 5, 2018

whitest of the black

A way of saying that your black friend acts like a white boy. (No offense to either races)

"You know Kyle" Yeah he's the whitest of the black."

by Black Broccoli May 16, 2021