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The most American thing/part of an individual

The whitest part of me is listening to Carrie Underwood.
The whitest part of me is enjoying the show Seinfeld.

Whitest by RosaBerkin January 12, 2021

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whitest kids u'know

amazingly awesome hilarious comedy troupe consisting of five extremely hot guys: Trevor, Zach, Sam, Timmy and Darren. They do comedy sketches and funny music videos. They also have a show on ifc but you can watch most of their stuff on youtube.

some whitest kids u'know sketches include: weird the stripper, classroom skit, mountain of chairs, fairy of womenhood, its illegal to say, girl sympathy, slow jerk etc,

Music vids: hitler rap, get a new daddy, we gon' make love, totally gay for america...

OMFG JUST WATCH THEIR STUFF YOU'LL LOOOOVE THEM I CANT BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE PUT A DEF FOR THEM YET

whitest kids u'know by aliloveswkuk May 12, 2008

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whitest widow

A type of marijuana. This marijuana gets it's name from the form it is in before sold. THC crystals cover the marijuana, therefore turning it white. Because of the concentrated THC, the marijuana is more potent and therefore more expensive than regs or mids.

1. "I paid over $40 for a gram of Whitest Widow, but it was worth it...Shit got me fucked up."

whitest widow by whitest widow December 21, 2016

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whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple

Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever

whitest job ever by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018

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whitest whites

I meme I found on clumsy aka Wolfe on utube..
Whitest whites

I donno what to use whitest whites in,mkay.

whitest whites by NUGGETDerp June 25, 2018

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Whitest trash of all white trash

Leah

Leah’s braids are the whitest trash of all white trash

Whitest trash of all white trash by sdhtkensub November 5, 2018

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whitest of the black

A way of saying that your black friend acts like a white boy. (No offense to either races)

"You know Kyle" Yeah he's the whitest of the black."

whitest of the black by Black Broccoli May 16, 2021

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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