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White Man's Tan 

The terrible sunburns that white people get making them wish they had more melanin.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed and got a terrible white man's tan
White Man's Tan by Quag July 27, 2008

White Collar's Tan 

Light tan specifc to the white collar work person defined by a small triangular shape on the upper chest due to only wearing a dress shirt, polo or any collared shirt, and only rarely being exposed to the sun during a small walking commute to and from the office. The tan can include the area below the sleeves or the hands only (dress shirt) and is often accompanied by a large white line on a wrist due to wearing a large bulky watch to illustrate wealth and prestige. The White Collar's Tan in the male community must be accompanied by fully white legs as shorts are not office attire. The tan is usely rosy as the white collar person has no time to apply suncreen before or after work. The trianular tan below the neck is what separates the white collar's tan from a farmer's tan or any other type of tan.
"Hey man, notice how Justin's been crunching so many numbers and doing overtime this summer that he hasn't had time to take off his office shirt for a proper tan. Dude's rocking a WCT (White Collar's Tan)."

The networking cocktail event went so out of hand that Paul passed-out on his terrace and developed a pronounced white collar's tan. The next week, at a pool party, colleagues commented on his well-defined rose triangle.

"Man I hate working in the construction industry; I'm gonna try to fake a white collar's tan this weekend to try get some greedy chicks."

White Tang 

What color Tang? WHITE TANG.
White Tang by Anonymous August 14, 2003

white tanktop 

Do not put on the white tanktop. You will become a dad who constantly drinks beer and is fat.
SOMEONE STOP HIM! HE’S PUTTING ON…. the white tanktop.
white tanktop by majfjfhcb July 14, 2023

Tangy White

The mass of clotted cream textured white substance milked from a mans erect penis after a few days of curdling. White in colour and has a distinct tangy smell/taste that to some loose minged skanks is classed as a delicacy.
Janet was on her knees as i shot my tangy white in to her mouth, she gobbled it down like an oyster
Tangy White by Violator12 August 15, 2012

Tanner White 

Slang for someone who is a weak-willed individual, coward, and follower of the crowd aka “sheep”
Man that guy is such a wimp he’s really a Tanner White if you know what I mean
Tanner White by GhostMane January 20, 2022