white diving

The act of snorting cocaine through a pool noodle.

Dude, the only way to give a best-man's speech is in a mankini and top hat after you've been white diving!

white diving by The swaigman of pure swickness June 22, 2014

white girl driving 

When you are driving on an empty tank of fuel, and don’t know when you will need to fill up

1: I think I need to fill up
2: how much have you got at the moment
1: oh I think it’s sitting nearly on empty
2: why the fuck are you white girl driving? You know that your car could run out of fuel at any point

white girl driving by That white gurl May 19, 2022

Driving the white bus 

To vomit-more precisely to vomit into a toilet.

After consuming the most of a case of beer, Chad ran to the bathromm where john caught him driving the white bus.

Driving the white bus by mj_oblio June 17, 2004

driving the big white bus 

Puking up your guts into the toilet bowl while holding on to the rim with both hands to prevent yourself from falling in, while the room spins around and around.

After the party last night I went home and started driving the big white bus.

driving the big white bus by PeeBee February 17, 2004

never listening to autumn while driving again 

"never listening to autumn while driving again" is a phrase used in a popular TikTok trend in which a person is driving a car in a video game (most commonly GTA 5) and there is a massive crash while the song "Can't Take it!" by Autumn is playing. The lyrics "baby look at the view" are sung when the car gets into the accident. It is also used when the car drives off of a cliff or gets thrown across the map.

Depending on the vehicle, game, or circumstance it is being used in, there are many variations of this phrase.

*Car crashes into a 200-ton semi-truck and gets brutally demolished*
"i aint never listening to autumn while driving again 😭🤦"

never listening to autumn while driving again by anonymousdictionary_ June 22, 2023

LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) 

The practice of a driver leering at another car whose driver is texting while driving (TWD), thus distracting the gawking driver. Thus, Leering While Texting While Driving (LWTWD).

I nearly rear-ended a semi while staring at some lady texting on her Crackberry while driving 80 miles per hour. LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) is nearly as dangerous as TWD!

LWTWD (Leering While Texting While Driving) by DJ_Jagged June 29, 2009

driving while blind 

This is operating a motor vehicle in an extremely intoxicated state.

Man, look at this sarge, that guy, blew a .38 BAT, we should have arrested him for driving while blind!

driving while blind by I, Wreckerrr April 13, 2021