whistlefag

Any person of non importance who acts like a complete douche because they have a whistle and a plastic badge; often inflicted with small penis syndrome.

T.S.A. whistlefag
Mall-cop whistlefag
Crosswalk whistlefag

I was trying to pick Adam up at the airport but the stupid T.S.A. whistlefags wouldn't let me stop at the curb for even five seconds as he walked out.

by J-Twat September 23, 2010

whistleface

Whistleface is a 233 year old space vampire from Mars, commonly associated Mozart and his contemporaries. Known for his lethal house music selections, his livestream audience often finds themselves experiencing "whistleface," also referred to as "stankface." Whistleface can also refer to an ethereal being which once inhabited his home, and to whom he owes his namesake.

I will certainly be joining the Whistleface stream tonight.

by Whistleface November 23, 2021

whistlepig

A slang term for a groundhog. Sometimes applied to prarie dogs & musicians with too much time on their hands.

Hey - can somebody photoshop a cardigan on that whistlepig for me?

by franknputer December 5, 2003

Whistlefizzer

The act of rimming a gay man and then continuing to pour sour energy drink in his Anus where in return he'll make the noise of a 1930's steam work whistle

Yo dude, I was giving blank a whistlefizzer and he woke the neighbors

by Toesucker42069 October 13, 2022

Whistlepatch

(also Whistle-patch)
Noun:
Pussy, beaver, the vaginal area

If you wait here, you'll be able to see Britany's whistlepatch when she gets out of the car.

by Emilio Dumphque December 28, 2007

Whistlefans

Disciples of Bubb Rubb, patron saint of muffler-fitted whistle-tips. Originated in Oakland, CA.

The whistles go "WOOOOOOOOO".

by scratch October 4, 2003

Whistledog

A small penis that thinks it's a big penis.

"My whistledog is so sexy."

by pennn April 30, 2010