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whistleface 

Whistleface is a 233 year old space vampire from Mars, commonly associated Mozart and his contemporaries. Known for his lethal house music selections, his livestream audience often finds themselves experiencing "whistleface," also referred to as "stankface." Whistleface can also refer to an ethereal being which once inhabited his home, and to whom he owes his namesake.
I will certainly be joining the Whistleface stream tonight.
whistleface by Whistleface November 23, 2021
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whistlefag 

Any person of non importance who acts like a complete douche because they have a whistle and a plastic badge; often inflicted with small penis syndrome.
T.S.A. whistlefag
Mall-cop whistlefag
Crosswalk whistlefag

I was trying to pick Adam up at the airport but the stupid T.S.A. whistlefags wouldn't let me stop at the curb for even five seconds as he walked out.
whistlefag by J-Twat September 23, 2010

Whiteface 

"OMG GUYS HES DOING WHITEFACE"
Whiteface by Jeffydickballs December 17, 2017

Whistlefans

Disciples of Bubb Rubb, patron saint of muffler-fitted whistle-tips. Originated in Oakland, CA.
Whistlefans by scratch October 4, 2003

Whiteface 

The term 'Whiteface' began when famous American actor, comedian, rapper, and radio personality Nick Cannon put face paint on his face, and posted pictures of himself on instagram, along with videos making fun of whites to campaign his new album, 'White People Party Music'.
Cris: that dude is wearing whiteface
Ashley: ha, what a pleb
Whiteface by whynotupleb May 17, 2014

Whiteface Salad 

The act of eating semen out of one's butthole.
Ted: How'd it go with Shellie last night Pete?

Pete: Well i'm glad you asked, Ted. After dinner, in a true gentleman's fashion, i watched Raúl fuck her in the ass until climax before she gave me a whiteface salad in front of him.
Whiteface Salad by Substance D August 17, 2011

Whiteface 

White chicks is white face

Me: whiteface is not a thing. There is no definition of whiteface in the real dictionary and there is no history of such thing.
Whiteface by The Debunker July 11, 2020