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Universal WhirlWind 

Universal WhirlWind is an athlete, musician, gamer and about to take the world by storm...coming soon!!!
I can’t wait to check out the athlete, gamer & musician ‘Universal WhirlWind’.
whir-ley | \ ˈwhər-lee \
plural whirlies
Can be used as both a noun and a verb

1: a large human feces adhering to the side of a toilet bowl specifically above the water-line that is ignored to the extent that it is intentionally left visible resulting in observation and/or cleaning by others.
a: typically semi-solid in nature
b: strong adhesion qualities
c: remains visible and in-place despite one or more toilet flushes
d: intentionally disregarded by the defecator allowing the sight or scent to be noticeable by others.
What the fuck did you do in the toilet….there is a whirley in the toilet. What kind of a human walks away from something like that?

I’m going to the plumbing showroom and whirley in the display toilet.
whirley by Retired in Naples March 8, 2019

WHARRGARBL 

1. The caption of a popular "loldog" (dog version of lolcat) showing a dog attempting to drink from a lawn sprinkler. Word refers to the sound the dog presumably is making as it angrily (and pointlessly) attempts to subdue the water stream.

2. A one-word stand-in for any angry, incoherent, pointless reaction, comment, or attack. In online forums, the loldog referenced in (1) is often used to make the point that someone's position is incoherent, illogical, and or pointless. Simply writing 'WHARRGARBL' is also sufficient to make the point, and is especially effective if the target of your insult is one of the few people unfamiliar with the loldog.

Note that incoherence or pointlessness is required for a proper WHARRGARBL reference. An angry, but otherwise logical, argument is not a WHARRGARBL. An argument that takes a reasonable (or at least arguable) position, but does so with an incoherent rant IS a valid WHARRGARBL.

Coherence and logic (or the lack thereof) is in the eye of the beholder, of course. On the internets, any argument that disagrees with yours may be a valid WHARRGARBL.
News: The Supreme Court has ruled that Intelligent Design is not a valid part of federal science testing standards.
Christian Fundamentalists: WHARRGARBL
WHARRGARBL by Boidster October 9, 2008

Whorry Styles 

A motherfucker who always makes music while high about Watermelon Sugar.
Whorry Styles by GregNelson29 February 11, 2023
When that one friend is being a touch too zesty for your Catholic school
Stop being such a whirligig
Whirligig by AIDSwarrior January 20, 2022
Equivalent to the name "Willis" Sounds like Wirris when spoken with a chinese accent.
Wirris is not a good badminton player, his technique is terrible.
Wirris by bestpackerintheworld November 29, 2012