A turd whirler is a pocket of air(fart) that travels down your poop shoot while whirling around the piece of poop you got in there. While it whirls and swirls about trying to get out, it captures the funky fresh aroma of the turd and then exits; letting you know you should probably go take care of that!
"Eww that stinks dude! It must be a turd whirler!"
This is a local variation of tweaker primarliy used Northern California. Someone who is hopped up on various drugs mainly marijuana and pain killers. Someone who is whirling around in a daze experiencing varied moods and reactions.
Whirred - Homophone of word. Used as an alternate spelling of 'word,' but indistinguishable in speech. Used primarily among the more nerdy groups as a means of trying to appear hip but still retain acceptance among fellow nerds. Can be used in place of 'word' in any phrase involving that word.
Hey, Ryan, did you check out my new motherboard I got installed on my computer?
Whirred.
A catastrophic bowel event where your guts decide to eject everything at once with the speed and enthusiasm of a jet engine. Characterized by high rotational velocity, liquid output, and a haunting sense that your rear end briefly achieved escape velocity.
Mate, don’t go in there. I just had a full-blown Turbo Whirler it was like a leaf blower chewing chocolate pudding.”