whinnit 

a bit of dry shit that sticks to your bum hairs. usually about the size of a coco pop

clinker, nesquik cereal

whinnit by Lance Pickard April 3, 2005

Winnits

Poo hangin from an unclean bum caught up in matted arse hair

i picked a whole bunch of Winnits from me bum the other day in the shower

Winnits by b1nn7 August 28, 2006

winnit

Winnit or Winnet, Noun.
A small piece of turd that sticks to your arse hair. As mentioned in Viz.
The same as a cling on, tag nut, dangle berry.

1. It was a stubborn winnit and pulled the hair out.
2. The winnit has hold of a clump of hair so I had to cut it off.

winnit by ProfessorWheeto November 1, 2006

winnits

bits of shit that stick to your ass if you're a dirty bastard that doesnt wipe properly.

haha he's got winnits

winnits by ass February 9, 2003

winnits

Tiny balls of pooey toilet paper which attach themselves to the hair's in a man's/woman's ass crack. Otherwise known as "cling-ons" or "poo balls".

Man: I want you to rim my ass baby.
Woman: Ok, bend over baby
Woman: Awww man, you could've at least wiped your ass properly - I can see winnits in your crack!!
Man: So I guess that means no rimming for me!?

winnits by Jim July 19, 2004

Whinnets 

Term used to describe balls or nuggets of toilet paper and shit stuck to one's arse hairs i.e clagnuts, gruffnuts!

"Fuck me! He bent over and his ringpiece was covered in whinnets!"

God, Shirebrook smells like your arse whinnets mate!"

Whinnets by Picko March 9, 2004

winnit sniff 

when a person picks a poo crumb (winnit) from their bum and sniffs it

errr ya little winnit sniff

winnit sniff by winnitsniffer September 22, 2017