Whinnets 

Term used to describe balls or nuggets of toilet paper and shit stuck to one's arse hairs i.e clagnuts, gruffnuts!

"Fuck me! He bent over and his ringpiece was covered in whinnets!"

God, Shirebrook smells like your arse whinnets mate!"

Whinnets by Picko March 9, 2004

Winnets

Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.

Bum nuts

Winnets by Bob November 24, 2003

winnets

the pieces of poo stuck in your bumhair from not wiping your ass enough

shit i ran out of toilet roll, pieces of poo will gather around the bumhair,called winnets

winnets by stevieb100 October 29, 2007

winnets

General term for the deposition of faecal matter deposited on or around the hair on ya bum. Similar to dewberry but runnier in form. Often reffered to as the masculine version of quimmets

winnets by Weezhard January 31, 2003

Winnets

Small lumps of faeces from animal, especially rabbits. Also what is formed when a chug nut breaks up

Don't eat them, they are winnets, not M&Ms

Winnets by Simon April 15, 2003

winnets

Lee Finlay is in fact, a winnet.

A hairy piece of doo doo caught around a poo hole.

winnets by Michelle Powers January 15, 2004

winnets

Another name for Winter

Darren Ediss is a winnit

winnets by Darren Ediss March 27, 2003