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Which one it’s gone be 

A slogan used to describe someone who says one thing then says something else to contradict the last thing they said.
Keisha said she went to the store and went straight home and that’s all she did all, then she said she got called into work early and couldn’t go to the store. So her friend asked well which one it’s gone be.

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Which one did I stop 

The one that contacted that therapist that Jordan Peterson spoke to 3 -4 years ago. They were talking explicitly about school shootings and the guy he was talking about Saud a would-be shooter contacted a mentally health professional commensurate with the thing I said AND Jordan and the rest of your have a practice of highlighting people who are peripherally associated WHILE DENYING ME CREDIT for my contributions. That contribution being that I stopped a shoot schooling and YOU STOPPED 0 BITCH. MORE THAN YOU STOPPED. HOW MANY DID YOU STOP? Because I know from your participation in THIS that you CHOSE the child murder when the option was given to you but I know from your participation in THIS VERY THING that you also don't grasp the concept of "Choosing wrong" and "you being wrong and bad and dumb." So I don't know what that is all about. If it's some intellectual deficiency or mental retardation or what.
Hym "Which one did I stop. THAT ONE. That's why the not given me credit is the problem. And why your not giving me the credit I deserve. Because if I get the credit commensurate with the things then I'm the one who stopped a school shooting, you are not. I'm the one who protected kids, you are the one who did the wrong thing deliberately to spite me in THE NAME OF PROTECTING KIDS and then YOU stopped however many YOU stopped which TO ME looks like ZERO. Which shouldn't look like that to you. If it looks to you like I haven't stopped any school shootings, then THAT is something that had be done TO YOU and, deliberately so, so they YOU are operating on baseline assumptions that are wrong so that the people who have deliberately misinformed you for the purpose getting you to greenlight their theft from me. That one. So YOU stopped as many as YOU stopped... And then YOU did the thing deliberately that I said would result in child murdered instead of stopping anything. So..."
Which one did I stop by Hym Iam October 10, 2025

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable? 

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable
Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

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This is a phrase into a word which is unnecessary long to become a word, but why not add it?
A: Dude, I got this random word I wish was on Webster...
B: Bro, What is it?
A:Bippity-boppity-doo, which is a word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action.
B: You wrote it into Urban Dictionary???

wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which 

You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.
Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.