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Which one it’s gone be 

A slogan used to describe someone who says one thing then says something else to contradict the last thing they said.
Keisha said she went to the store and went straight home and that’s all she did all, then she said she got called into work early and couldn’t go to the store. So her friend asked well which one it’s gone be.

Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about 

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?

Which one did I stop 

The one that contacted that therapist that Jordan Peterson spoke to 3 -4 years ago. They were talking explicitly about school shootings and the guy he was talking about Saud a would-be shooter contacted a mentally health professional commensurate with the thing I said AND Jordan and the rest of your have a practice of highlighting people who are peripherally associated WHILE DENYING ME CREDIT for my contributions. That contribution being that I stopped a shoot schooling and YOU STOPPED 0 BITCH. MORE THAN YOU STOPPED. HOW MANY DID YOU STOP? Because I know from your participation in THIS that you CHOSE the child murder when the option was given to you but I know from your participation in THIS VERY THING that you also don't grasp the concept of "Choosing wrong" and "you being wrong and bad and dumb." So I don't know what that is all about. If it's some intellectual deficiency or mental retardation or what.
Hym "Which one did I stop. THAT ONE. That's why the not given me credit is the problem. And why your not giving me the credit I deserve. Because if I get the credit commensurate with the things then I'm the one who stopped a school shooting, you are not. I'm the one who protected kids, you are the one who did the wrong thing deliberately to spite me in THE NAME OF PROTECTING KIDS and then YOU stopped however many YOU stopped which TO ME looks like ZERO. Which shouldn't look like that to you. If it looks to you like I haven't stopped any school shootings, then THAT is something that had be done TO YOU and, deliberately so, so they YOU are operating on baseline assumptions that are wrong so that the people who have deliberately misinformed you for the purpose getting you to greenlight their theft from me. That one. So YOU stopped as many as YOU stopped... And then YOU did the thing deliberately that I said would result in child murdered instead of stopping anything. So..."
Which one did I stop by Hym Iam October 10, 2025

Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable? 

A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable
Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?

word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action 

This is a phrase into a word which is unnecessary long to become a word, but why not add it?
A: Dude, I got this random word I wish was on Webster...
B: Bro, What is it?
A:Bippity-boppity-doo, which is a word-by-me-which-no-one-knows-or-uses-because-it-is-not-in-the-Webster-dictionary-so-I-wrote-this-word-in-the-Urban-Dictionary-site-which-gets-my-creativity-of-words-into-action.
B: You wrote it into Urban Dictionary???

wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which 

You can take all of your wishes and wants, dreams, desires, and prayers, and put them all together....they still do not amount to shit.
Dad, I want a pony! Well, you can wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which one fills up faster.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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