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whelch

Verb: to release monsterous amounts of unwanted gas from the digestive tract, often evoking queasiness in ones guests; to belch like a whale!
That whelch was so disgusting, you should probably leave now!
by Litetary Inventor March 1, 2015
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Wheelchair Virgin

Internet meme first started by user MathBoy 8 months ago to insult people as a way of trolling internet virgins.
Troll: I get my dick sucked everyday and smoke weed. Mathboy: Shut up wheelchair virgin.
by MathBoy December 16, 2012
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wheelchair bud

Very potent marijuana. To the extent that one may not be able to walk. Usually of the variety C. Indica.
"That was some hella wheelchair bud. I can't move.
by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004
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Welchmanship

1. Character, Practice or Behavior of Welchmanlike conduct
2. Takes wins and losses with little grace,

3. Often looks for unfair advantages
4. A catalyst for engaging conversation on topics such as politics and religion, specifically between the hours of 1 and 3 in the morning.
a. Synonym – Sportsmanship
b. Antonym – Interestingly, Also Sportsmanship
You display welchmanship when you encounter a bear in the woods and before running away you trip your friend.
by sneakypete2020 September 28, 2011
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Wheelchair Buddy

A wheelchair buddy is one you will go to the same retirement home with where you will sit around all day playing bridge, talking about old times and racing each other down the hallway while having a laugh.

In essence its a friend for life!
Your my best friend! You have made the wheelchair buddy list!

or,

Jack: Thanks for letting me stay over!

Joe: Everything for a wheelchair buddy!:)
by The Christoph August 10, 2009
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Texas Wheelchair

Predominately used to refer to 4x4 ATVs but may refer to any motorized off road vehicle (i.e., snowmobile, sand rail) which allows non-athletic couch potatoes to get into backcountry places they typically would never consider getting to through their own physical exertion and exercise. Likelihood of driver being from Texas is disproportionately high. They are particularly found in the mountains and deserts of Colorado, Utah, Oregon, and California.

The term is often used by real outdoorsy people as a sign of irritation and disgust. See below examples.
Did you see what those assholes in the Texas Wheelchairs did to our favorite hiking trail? Why don't they just get off their fat lazy asses and walk or bike up here?
by furiousness December 11, 2011
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Wheelchair-fucker

A gent who is perpetually horny, lascivious, concupiscent, goatish, lustful, hyper-sexual, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libidinous, licentious, lubricious, oversexed, randy, salacious and satyric. He will literally bang anything which has a cavity, even if such cavity happens to be on a wheelchair.
John: Paul did it again yesterday. He banged poor old Katie in the parking lot right in her minivan... in the fucking handicapped parking space.

Mark: OMG what a fucking pig! How the fuck did he manage to get a boner?
John: Nah man you haven't heard the best part.. While ramming her raw, he kept making handicapped noises.

Mark: fucking wheelchair-fucker!
by The Malteser. September 13, 2017
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