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sloppy thing attached to your balls and it’s probably small
me: your wheener is small
you: I know
wheener by Minatosyourmom September 28, 2021
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Carl Wheezer 

The living embodiment of Satan who after doing cock and ball torture can destroy galaxies is seconds.
Jimmy: All hail Carl Wheezer
Sheen: All hail Carl Wheezer
Carl Wheezer by Nashers567 April 11, 2020

Mike wheeler 

The most homosexual character in all of fiction, he is gayer then a drag queen, you know what he is a drag queen at this point, peopel start calling him mike queeler since he is queer.
If you suck a dick on accident that makes you a mike wheeler
Mike wheeler by Bori rhdj April 24, 2023

Joey Wheeler 

One of the characters in the show Yugioh.

The way he acts does not reflect his true dueling skills. He would eventually become the #3 duelist of the world behind Kaiba and Yugi as the show goes on.

Best friend of Yugi. In the show he goes from beginner to expert duelist.

Also famous for his unique speeches.
"When the barber cut your hair, did he plug out some of your brain too?" --- Joey Wheeler
Joey Wheeler by Melvin32091111 October 19, 2009

Carl Wheezer 

a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.
Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*
Carl Wheezer by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020

weener flop 

The term "weener flop" can be used to describe a various amount of situations. It can be used to describe a negative situation or positive. It is typically used to describe situations like relaxing and not doing much when there are tasks that need to be done. It can also be used in more situations including attending a party where you know no one, as well as in awkward situations and don't know what to say, these are just a few of the situations "weener flop" can be used in. "Weener flop" is both a verb and noun do to its wide range of use.
-Me and my friends entered a party where we knew nobody so we made our way to the corner of the room and proceeded to "weener flop".
-I had a lot of work that needed to be done but instead of being productive I "weener flopped".
-Wow, that test was a "weener flop".
-Saturdays are usually reserved for "weener flopping".
-The receiver dropped a wide open pass, wow what a "weener flop".
weener flop by Brick Squad November 3, 2013

Mike Wheeler 

gayer than a gay goose at a gay geese pride parade
Mike Wheeler by byler.is.real July 26, 2022
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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