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Wheel Chair 

hey man, did you get me a forty?, no but dont worry, wheel chair

wheel chair 

a douche bag. also a total noob.
Lexi is such a wheel chair. I mean, she just threw my clarinet.
wheel chair by Annie Schentur September 28, 2007

Wheel chair accessible 

Very slutty girl. It is so easy to get into her pussy that it practically has a wheel chair ramp leading to it.
You'll get lucky for sure - that girl is so easy she is wheel chair accessible.

Wheel Chair Race 

This is when a girl gives simaltaneous hand jobs while sitting in between two guys. As she strokes their cocks it give the appearance that she is moving the wheels of a wheel chair. The race is to see which guy cums first.
Fester was so turned on after the wheel chair race that her fog lights were on.

dirty wheel chair

When a you press your genetilia against anothers genetals preferably covered in a splotch of McDonald’s ketchup sauce while sat in a wheelchair and rock back and forth
my Sister is sad perhaps a dirty wheel chair could help her out
dirty wheel chair by Ovi Simmons November 30, 2020

Wisconsin wheel chair 

The Wisconsin wheel chair is when you pour a bucket of melted cheese on a person(male or female) in a wheel chair and then proceed to have sexual intercorse with them.
Mark - "I just preformed the wisconsin wheel chair last night"

Jack - "what's the wisconsin wheel chair"

Mark - "it's when your pour a bucket of melted cheese on someone in a wheelchair and have sex with them"
Wisconsin wheel chair by ML69 November 13, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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