27 definitions by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD

Masturbation

"Practise sex"

If masturbation were a sport, I'd be a jock.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

jungle juice

A beverage consisting of several crushed-up T3 pills which have been extracted in various temperature degrees of water to produce a fine nectar of the God's.

Shit! This guy is invincible! He must be on jungle juice!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

Keeling

1. The act of drinking trace amounts of perfume from a young lads anus.
2. The space located between floor and ceiling; Mid point is called a "Keeling;" Ample perfume sipping location.

1. "Ben, I will pay you 50$ to Keeling with me for an hour."

2. "Hey, this is a spacious spot to Keeling... don't tell your dad..."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

scabby tabby

The MOST razor burnt, hairy (in patches or all over), sickly vagina in the world.

They say that hooker, Miss Kitty, has one scabby tabby - GROSS.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

seduction

The way of which Ben James' package dangles, making all girls wet, and all men hard.

"Shit, that guy's seduction has turned me into a quivering whore for a jab from his pork-sword!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

shower floor

Most sticky, soiled surface in a 13-16 year old boy's possession.

"Shoot! This glue is worse than a shower floor!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

power dump

Bowel movement which travels at extreme speeds; Aided by compressed gas behind the feces, producing a rocket-like display of power; Known to rattle the pipes as it's flushed.

It hurts so bad to hold this in. I just know it'll be a power dump!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003