27 definition by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD

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Un elected president of the United States. Backed by ex president father, massive Oil and Armaments corporations; The harbinger of sorrow; Evil Incarnate; One to reap the benefits of genocide; One to disgrace an entire nation in the world's eye; Murderer.
"There is an opposite to everything: Fire has water, Sorrow has joy, God has Bush."
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

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"Practise sex"
If masturbation were a sport, I'd be a jock.
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

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The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

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America "Bombing for Peace"
Moronic propaganda is nothing but ironic.
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

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Longest net slang ever
Rolling OnTheFloorCummingAllOverMyPantsBecauseWhatYouSaidIsHilariousAndI'mAFuckingRetardWhoUsesAbbreviations
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

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Foul being of legend which robs graves and feeds upon corpses.
That hungry hobo is a real ghoul - he'll eat anything!
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

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1. Modern day monarch.
2. Those with pride which exceeds dollars and "sense."
3. Social upper-class minority on similar evil level of sneakiness as a Lawyer or Politician.
1. "Queen Elizabeth, who? Long Live Her Majesty Jennifer Lopez, and her foul royal Hollywood underlings!"
2. "That guy's a real fuck. Look at the way which he struts around as if he were a celebrity."
3. "Power marriages, millions of unjust dollars, social 'elite' controlling minds across the nations; Celebrity power."
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

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