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whatevsism 

Whatevsism-A religious group centered around the idea that everything good or bad can be defined by saying "it's whatevs". Followers of this religion are typically easygoing stoners who reply to many of life's misfortunes with saying "whatevs".
Examples of what a follower of Whatevsism would say:

you just get dumped.
Response-"It's whatevs"

your break a bone
Response-"It's whatevs"

you drop the bong
Response-"FUCKK"

you remember dropping the bong next day
Response-"It's whatevs"
whatevsism by Huff&Puff November 22, 2009
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whatevskis 

the more elegant and lively form of whatevs. its full of razzle dazzle and oozes supercoolness. its origin is in Cincinnati, Ohio, and has spread throughout the minds of the youth like an epidemic of great taste.
"That girl Devyn is so stubborn its not even funny."
"Whatevskis, at least she's not a total bitch."
"I don't know about that, I hear she lies a lot about the existence of words."
whatevskis by Tricky Tractor January 20, 2010
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WHATEVERISM 

WHATEVERISM - is an UNYIELDING attempt by a FORCEFUL mind to convert SIMPLE MORAL TRUTH into limitless shades of GREY....

It is the opposite of fundamentalism which bases its beliefs on fixed moral constructs of right and wrong.
Q - Are you a religious person?
A - Yes, but I practice "WHATEVERISM", so I am strongly opposed to all those fundamentalists and their closed minds!

Q - Does she have good ethics?
A - Yes, you can always count on her unwavering beliefs in "WHATEVERISM"
WHATEVERISM by op_position April 21, 2010

whatevsinit 

Fooling around and doing whatever you feel like doing.
What are you doing right now? "Well I am basically whatevsinit, you know, I have nothing else going on."
whatevsinit by jewelsee August 14, 2009

whatevsies 

a different and fun new way to say "whatever".... but only the cool kids can use it.
Damnit, I swallowed my tongue ring... whatevsies!
whatevsies by The Vietnam March 11, 2010

whatevsss's 

Extreme form of the word "whatevs" used to express an immense amount of disdain from the party that is using the phrase. Showing a lack of care or interest in whatever topic the other party is conversating about.
You can't whatev me I "whatevsss's" you!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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