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1) A mix between Wheeties and Angus

2) Someone who is completely, and aggrivatingly clueless about a subject at hand.

3) A narcissist

4) A suitable, socially acceptable substitute to use in place of the word traditionally used to reference the male genitals.
That guy who cut me off, and then waved at me is a total Whangus.

My whangus of a boss is making me work the day of my wedding.
Whangus by MrEeeee November 15, 2010
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Whanahooloo-Ditti-Caca 

A fake country used for false examples and percentages. Used for show.
Did you know, that 73% of the population of Whanahooloo-Ditti-Caca believe that their neighbor to the left, is a witch.
to jackoff, masterbat
I like to whanad every night watch gear.
Whanad by Jason white boy Smith November 14, 2006
A person who has been fucked up the arse so much that they have an asshole the size of a whales blow hole
"WOW what a big cock you have... pity i have a whanus and i can't feel it"
Whanus by sihel May 15, 2009

whanaungatanga 

abstract noun

Kinship; connecting as one people.

From Maori language.
The group felt they had achieved whanaungatanga.
whanaungatanga by Chris Kirk March 28, 2005
A Whale Anus, a term coined from a very boring libary lesson, whilst reading a book on Whales. Used to berate very stupid people. Perfect for fat people who talk out their arse...
Don't be such a Whanus!
Whanus by W1k1 June 1, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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