Whammies

Whammies are brilliant, it’s a word for the ‘perfect set of boobs’.

Hey you have nice whammies

Whammies by Whammielover November 11, 2021

Whammies

Buenos melones

Look at her lovely whammies

Whammies by Lover of Whammies July 15, 2024

no whammies 

The act of taking your hand, with the palm flat and facing downward with fingers extended, and making a circular motion over someone's head while saying "No whammies, no whammies, no whammies."

Tom: "Hey Bob come here!"
Bob: "What?"
Tom: *no whammies, no whammies, no whammies*

no whammies by Jooleh December 15, 2008

I've been whammied 

Being surprised/slapped with an close to impossible task which can be accomplish only with the use of magic, voodoo or some sort of conjuration.

My boss came to me yesterday, I've been whammied !

I've been whammied by Granit May 15, 2014

Whammied 

A state of extreme intoxication. To drink past blackout mode and travel into ultraviolet lands of inebriation and disarray. Often followed by excessive dueche baggery, breaking up with a significant other, spending all your money and waking up with a little poop in your underwear and a swollen brain.

He was so whammied last night, he tried to dance with a hot asian but got denied, ran out of money and sucked a dudes dick for a jagerbomb.

Whammied by alphabeast January 17, 2012

wammies 

Pants with no pockets

He came outside wearing wammies

wammies by King2feb9 July 22, 2020