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wham whams 

prison slang for items bought from a list and picked up from the prison canteen. i.e. cookies, snacks.
see also zoom zooms
Man if you keep losing at spades, you gonna lose all your wham whams and zoom zooms
wham whams by prison linguist May 18, 2004
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Zoom Zooms and Wham Whams 

Terms used for getting junk food, mostly by street people and people in jail. Was often used when someone would spend a $1.00 food stamp and get the change back in coins. The items bought based on how cheap they are but they still bring happiness. In jail they are used for negotiation and trade.
I will give you 2 cigs if you go to the commissary and pick up some zoom zooms and wham whams.

Zoo Zoos and Wham Whams 

prison slang for snacks and cakes
“I sell dat boy p*ssy for zoo zoos and wham whams” - Beyond Scared straight

zuzu's and wham whams 

I heard of them a very long time ago..like 30 years. The Grateful Dead followers called the various trail mixes and snacks zuzus and wham whams.
Let's go score some zuzu's and wham whams before the show!
zuzu's and wham whams by Gytannia November 25, 2019

zoo zoos and wham whams 

Zoo zoos are commissary food items sold to prisoners and wham whams are cigarettes. Circa 1980s youngins. It ain't all sweet, cabrón.
Run those zoo zoos and wham whams, Flaco! Make some moves and put some money on the books for me. Send it so I can spend it.

Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle 

What you say when you are the "The Original Party Worm" from Planet Wormulon.
"Party on Contest Winners......Whimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!"

zoo zoo's and wham wham's 

A prison slang term used by older jail inmates or prison convicts for jail or prison "inmate store or commissary" bought items such as: small cakes or pies, candy bars or sweet tooth items purchased by inmates.

zoo zoo's and wham wham's are individually packaged fruit filled pies, twinkies, cup cakes,pound cake, small pecan pies,and all candy bars, hard taffy, licorice and small packages of hard candy, all purchased from inmate store.
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