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(noun) to stare off into nothing
The boy was imagining and whalsed.
whalse by Thisisnotmyrealnamebtw December 21, 2018
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The Pink Whale Challenge 

If you want to do the Blue Whale Challenge, first off, dont. Do this instead. Please. Don't kill yourself. Please don't. People care. They really do. I promise.
Jay: I'm doing the pink whale challenge.
Kyle: Good for you man.

whaleasaurus 

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.
A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.
whaleasaurus by jpg3 May 18, 2013

Surrogate Whale 

A way of trolling which was developed on the bodybuilding forums, misc section. The strategy originated in a thread which was created by carboy109. The strategy was developed by Xorsos. The strategy allows an individual to defame a sloot by using nude pictures of another sloot. These sloots typically have a monstrous physique and are known as whales.
Carboy109: "If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have been visited by the surrogate whale. You MUST post 'Thank you Surrogate Whale' or you will face loss of gains and NEGS for the rest of your life"

Xorsos: Thank you Surrogate Whale
Surrogate Whale by carboy109 May 10, 2013

All Hail The Blue Whale 

the great blue whale Alhut Aleazim is the one true god of the spectral plane. He says all human lives must be entangled before death so they can become ghosts and join the spectral plane. If not they run the risk of reincarnation or becoming part of the alt-fright and Richard Spector. for more information on how to become entangled check out fright supremacy on youtube.
All hail the blue whale Alhut Aleazim for he shall defeat the alt fright and richard spector.

Pickbertson's whale 

A small breed whale of the humpback variety. So named after famed naturalist Gary Pickbertson, this curious whale can be found off the coast of South Africa.
Robert: Baloooga! Nick: Nope, Pickbertson's whale!
Pickbertson's whale by cabin boy December 31, 2009

Eternal Whale

When your girlfriend gains weight after you begin dating her...and never loses it.
Ian:I wished I had stayed single...

Noah:I never though your girlfriend would turn into a eternal whale.
Eternal Whale by SilverDawn41 October 22, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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