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The best fricken narwhal on the planet
whally by R5rocksmylife February 9, 2017
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Wally Darling 

Wally Darling is someone from a ARG (Alternate reality game) called "welcome home" . They can somewhat eat with their eyes and have a dark backstory. They also call you neighbor alot. they have their eys open most of the time and barley blink.
some random person: Hi Wally Darling!
Wally Darling: Hello neighbor~

Wallypalooza 

When a girl is giving you the best head you've ever received and you just know she's going to not only let you come in your mouth but swallow the entire load while gazing lovingly/lustfully in your eyes but then she pulls you out and slaps you as hard as she can on your balls. You then start crying like a bitch and she posts it on Youtube. The name derives from some dude named Wally who didn't get head often but whenever he did this happenedd to him, coincidentally.
Damn I was just bust the biggest nut of my life when the hoe gave me a Wallypalooza!!!
Wallypalooza by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018

Wally World 

another name for Wal~Mart
Kids, get in the car. We're going to Wally World! While we're there we will: get our tires rotated, change the oil in the van, get our eyes checked, get hair cuts, get our portraits taken, fill our prescriptions, renew our fishing license, get groceries, buy new bicycles, TV and blue ray, get party decorations, have lunch, go to the bank, apply for a job . . . .
Wally World by petermante September 12, 2011

Club Wally 

I am going to hang out at Club Wally Wally World tonight.
Club Wally by spen53 April 12, 2015

Whilly Bermudez 

First made popular by rapper Rick Ross on stage at one of his concerts. He was referring to a well known entrepreneur from Florida named Whilly Bermudez.

Lately, people of the urban music world are citing "Whilly" or "Whilly Bermudez" when referring to "popularity" or "freshness prestige".
You got the ladies on lock and living it like Whilly Bermudez
Whilly Bermudez by Turntablor52 October 27, 2010

Wally Gong 

DMT Totting, LSD Licking, Amyl Sniffing, Pill Shelving, Blow Darting, Nang Inhaling, Speed Balling, Wrist Rolling, Horse Riding and Tranquilising person/s ie usually hard to locate like the og Wally himself.

Though unlike the self-satisfying pleasure of finding Wally, Wally Gongs have more of a tendency for self-harming through their greedy consumption of illicite substances
New years day; "How many times Johnny, stop rolling the wrist over! I know you miss Christmas already, but its not tomorrow just because you arent sleeping you bloody Wally Gong.
Wally Gong by Blow Darter February 16, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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