7 definitions by Ping Pong Head
a dumbass motherfucker who is your teacher in college and gives you a bad grade because he is jealous of your mad skillz and monstrous cock that he is always checking out in class
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
When your girlfriend won't give it to you so you jerk off all day for seven days straight. At the end of the week the trickle of watery diluted cum is called splooge. This is not to be confused with Scrooge who was some cheap ass mother fucker. Also not to be confused with Squooge which is when you cornholing a woman you pull out and shoot all over her back and then use a squeegie to clean her off. If she's a real Slooge she will then lick the squeegie clean.
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
Mac Daddy is the biggest fucking pussy you've ever seen. When I see one I land massive king kong bitch slaps on their snouts. If they look good I usually will fuck them in their ass and have them lick the shit off my dick.
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
When you get cornholed by someone who took a big ass cob of corn and sqwoosed it onto their dick. It's no fun...I went to Nebraska one time and a bunch of rednecked motheruckers did it to my dog.
guy # 1: what the fuck is up with them crackers they cornpoled my dog? guy # 2: don't ask me, I guess they got nothin better to do.
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
I'm going to b slap them motherfuckers. I'm going to land some KING KONG b-slaps right on their snouts. Ye-ah that's what's up!
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
When you say a sumpthin really slick, and smooth and instead of saying Snap! You slap the motherfucker you're talking to as hard as you can in their face
Boy: you look so good, girl, I could eat you up like a chalupa from Taco Bell. Girl: Shutup! You're so shmoove! I then snlapped her good!
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018
When a girl is giving you the best head you've ever received and you just know she's going to not only let you come in your mouth but swallow the entire load while gazing lovingly/lustfully in your eyes but then she pulls you out and slaps you as hard as she can on your balls. You then start crying like a bitch and she posts it on Youtube. The name derives from some dude named Wally who didn't get head often but whenever he did this happenedd to him, coincidentally.
by Ping Pong Head September 14, 2018