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whalebass 

Used to describe a really fat and ugly person.
"Yo, I saw this f'in whalebass on the subway... man, I pure wanted to puke"
whalebass by King VX August 27, 2006
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whaleasaurus 

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.
A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.
whaleasaurus by jpg3 May 18, 2013

whaleball 

A fun-loving acitivity that family and friends may participate in. It is similar to American baseball, but played in a pool where the team size may be anywhere from 2-5 players per team. The "bat" is a foam rubber whale and the "ball" is a mini-volleyball. Singles, doubles, triples, home-runs, foul-outs, strikeouts, balls, and foul-balls are all incorporated into this game thought up by the geniuses from GH and Lompton.
"Yo man, you see me jack the whaleball over the neighbor's fence? Shit. I put that thing into orbit!"

"Let's kick off the day with the inaugural game of whaleball."

whalebesity 

Eating so much you turn into a whale and then you get pushed into the ocean when you go to the beach because you're mistaken for a beached whale
Oh man I ate a bag of m&ms and a bag of skittles and some chocolate wafers and washed it down with a carne asada burrito. I'm suffering from whalebesity!
whalebesity by Barbara TayTay Treez October 21, 2011

Whalebanger 

Basically in it's most literal sense it means "one who fornicates with whales" but it is a very diverse term and can easily replace a few of the swear words you'd normally use.
For instance, your mother is a whalebanger.
Whalebanger by KTWBTKY.com August 27, 2011
The sound you make when farting into the toilet bowl, sounding like a whale calling.
Wow, my stomach hurts. I was whalebacking all day yesterday.
Whaleback by 2rsvold April 28, 2016

Whalebait 

A Nasty Fat Piece of Jailbait!
The Kind of Chubby Chasing that will see you imprisoned!
GPR: Whooooa check that nasty piece of jailbait!!

N-Dizzle: Sh*t man thats Whalebait!

GPR: what the f*cks whalebait!

N-Dizzle: Fat Ass Jailbait Blood!

GPR: GOD DAMMM!

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GAZ: Holy Shit Did you just see that whalebait!!

Nath: F*uck dude, She's as big as your mum.......Snoogans!

Gaz: Cold Blooded!!!!
Whalebait by G-PrimeRib October 19, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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