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whaleasaurus 

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.
A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.
whaleasaurus by jpg3 May 18, 2013

whaleball 

A fun-loving acitivity that family and friends may participate in. It is similar to American baseball, but played in a pool where the team size may be anywhere from 2-5 players per team. The "bat" is a foam rubber whale and the "ball" is a mini-volleyball. Singles, doubles, triples, home-runs, foul-outs, strikeouts, balls, and foul-balls are all incorporated into this game thought up by the geniuses from GH and Lompton.
"Yo man, you see me jack the whaleball over the neighbor's fence? Shit. I put that thing into orbit!"

"Let's kick off the day with the inaugural game of whaleball."

whalebesity 

Eating so much you turn into a whale and then you get pushed into the ocean when you go to the beach because you're mistaken for a beached whale
Oh man I ate a bag of m&ms and a bag of skittles and some chocolate wafers and washed it down with a carne asada burrito. I'm suffering from whalebesity!

Whalebanger 

Basically in it's most literal sense it means "one who fornicates with whales" but it is a very diverse term and can easily replace a few of the swear words you'd normally use.
For instance, your mother is a whalebanger.
Whalebanger by KTWBTKY.com August 27, 2011
The sound you make when farting into the toilet bowl, sounding like a whale calling.
Wow, my stomach hurts. I was whalebacking all day yesterday.
Whaleback by 2rsvold April 28, 2016

Whalebait 

A Nasty Fat Piece of Jailbait!
The Kind of Chubby Chasing that will see you imprisoned!
GPR: Whooooa check that nasty piece of jailbait!!

N-Dizzle: Sh*t man thats Whalebait!

GPR: what the f*cks whalebait!

N-Dizzle: Fat Ass Jailbait Blood!

GPR: GOD DAMMM!

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GAZ: Holy Shit Did you just see that whalebait!!

Nath: F*uck dude, She's as big as your mum.......Snoogans!

Gaz: Cold Blooded!!!!
Whalebait by G-PrimeRib October 19, 2010