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Tits on a whale 

It can mean anything such as holy shit etc.

Originates from the ultimate-guitar forums.
Tits on a whale by fretsonfire74 August 24, 2008

tits on a whale 

Can either be used as an expression for good or for bad, although usually to denominate something particularly good.

Used in place of good, great, awesome, bad etc.

The phrase was originated on the forum, "The Pit", by (now) esteemed user, Stratoblaster73, and has now spread to be a commonly used term not only on the tubes, but in real life as well.
1. Holy shit The Dark was tits on a whale, man! (good)

2. Eughh, dude, your girlfriend fucks like tits on a whale. (bad)
tits on a whale by solflyvoy August 21, 2008

Tits on a Whale 

1) An exclamation of surprise or shock, similiar to dayum.
2) A dismissal of something unhelpful or useless
1) A) I just won a new car!
B) Tits on a whale, that's sweet!
2) A) Hey guys, I can play "flight of the bumblebee" at 320bpm!
B) Yeah, except you've wasted your life learning a skill which is as useful as tits on a whale.
Tits on a Whale by the evil edge October 3, 2008

Tits on a whale 

a)an interjection
b)used as a comparison in similes
c)used to show amazement at an object or idea
d)used as an expression of emotion
"damn! tits on a whale!"
"i'm as hungry as tits on a whale"
"tits on a whale that was funny!"
"that person made me feel so tits on a whale"
Tits on a whale by 06cardschamps August 22, 2008

Tits On A Whale 

A exclamation of something considered widely tragic, or something bad.
The Tsunami that hit here yesterday was totally Tits On A Whale.
Tits On A Whale by Just Andrew October 7, 2008

Tits on a whale 

Wow that game is tits on a whale.
Tits on a whale by Floppypick August 23, 2008
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