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Whale Ho!
Whale Ho! by alololololololollolololol March 21, 2010
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baby whale horse
1] NOUN: BABY WALE HORSE
an extrememly large "wang"
sup warry
minimum requirement: 6 inches
maximum length: 10 feet
2] ADJ: BABY WHALE HORSE BLUBBA
an extremely fat peter.
chode, like in manner and appearance
an extrememly large "wang"
sup warry
minimum requirement: 6 inches
maximum length: 10 feet
2] ADJ: BABY WHALE HORSE BLUBBA
an extremely fat peter.
chode, like in manner and appearance
1] "hiii baby whale horse!"
"are you talking about my wang"
.......absolutely
2] "that baby whale horse blubba peter is unreal."
"that baby whale horse blubba last night was to die for."
"are you talking about my wang"
.......absolutely
2] "that baby whale horse blubba peter is unreal."
"that baby whale horse blubba last night was to die for."
baby whale horse by beth, HOLLER July 29, 2006
whale hook
The opposite of the fish hook and is performed after harpooning a whale. This usually involves the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol and hoping that no one actually saw the whale you brought home that night. When getting head from a fat chick while she's in front of you on all fours, you reach over her back and hook your finger in her ass and pull. This can be both degrading and painful. This is not something to be performed by an amateur as it's a complex maneuver considering how fat the whale is. If timed correctly, it can serve a dual purpose by forcing the whale to swallow your entire load of stoo. Performed properly, your meat is deep down her throat so she is in essence "hooked" at both ends and can't move and must take it all down while gagging. Performing the whale hook may also ensure you'll never have to worry about the whale calling you up one night and asking if you want to go on a date.
Jeff: Holy crap dude, that was one helluva whale you landed last night. Did you end up giving her the whale hook ?
Me: I don't know what you mean, I was serving your sister some stoo last night.
Me: I don't know what you mean, I was serving your sister some stoo last night.
whale hook by juskishi August 5, 2007
whale houdini
My friends would have made fun of me for having sex with her so I pulled a whale houdini and jizzed in her face. Now my friends make fun of her
whale houdini by floridalion May 12, 2014
whale hoe
whale hoe by Zachery Kenneth R February 27, 2008
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