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Tack Whacket

During sex the male gets down on all fours letting his "wang" hang down, while doing this the female gets under him and uses his shaft as a punching bag.
"So Porshia,I heard you pulled a tack whacket on Joey the other night."
Tack Whacket by J-izzo March 6, 2004

whackenhut 

1. a security service provided to communitys mostly in boca raton, florida.
2. rent-a-cop's
those whackenhut flashlight cops kept passing by me, there some sketchy bitches.
whackenhut by michael scisero October 5, 2006

Whackenhut 

A mans place of refuge in which an environment oportunistic for viewing material while whacken with the least possibility of getting caught.
If I catch you kids in my whackenhut one more time I'm gonna hog tie ya.

Your whackenhut is a mess.

Settle down, maybe you need more time in the whackenhut.
Whackenhut by Indian Grimace January 19, 2005
When a Male Mammal Proceeds to relieve his penis in terms of masturbation
brb dude, I gotta wacketh it
wacketh by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

Whackothadidlio! 

A quaint but usefull Australian term of excitement. Mostly used by Australian men over the age of 80 and only after a good lie down before 3pm. Etymology uncertain but was in common usage before Twitter.
DAVE: What's that you've got there Bob?

BOB: It's a new device what I got that that wakes me up at 8 o'clock, boils the kettle and pours me a cup of tea.

DAVE: Whackothadidlio!
Whackothadidlio! by artheretic February 26, 2010

whackenhutter 

Security people who hide in thier little huts to masturbate while the real cops do the work
You cant ever find security.here cause they are a bunch of whackenhutters.hiding in thier little. whackenhuts. while the real cops take out the criminals