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Tack Whacket

During sex the male gets down on all fours letting his "wang" hang down, while doing this the female gets under him and uses his shaft as a punching bag.
"So Porshia,I heard you pulled a tack whacket on Joey the other night."
Tack Whacket by J-izzo March 6, 2004

whackenhut 

1. a security service provided to communitys mostly in boca raton, florida.
2. rent-a-cop's
those whackenhut flashlight cops kept passing by me, there some sketchy bitches.
whackenhut by michael scisero October 5, 2006

Whackenhut 

A mans place of refuge in which an environment oportunistic for viewing material while whacken with the least possibility of getting caught.
If I catch you kids in my whackenhut one more time I'm gonna hog tie ya.

Your whackenhut is a mess.

Settle down, maybe you need more time in the whackenhut.
Whackenhut by Indian Grimace January 19, 2005
When a Male Mammal Proceeds to relieve his penis in terms of masturbation
brb dude, I gotta wacketh it
wacketh by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

Whackothadidlio! 

A quaint but usefull Australian term of excitement. Mostly used by Australian men over the age of 80 and only after a good lie down before 3pm. Etymology uncertain but was in common usage before Twitter.
DAVE: What's that you've got there Bob?

BOB: It's a new device what I got that that wakes me up at 8 o'clock, boils the kettle and pours me a cup of tea.

DAVE: Whackothadidlio!
Whackothadidlio! by artheretic February 26, 2010

whackenhutter 

Security people who hide in thier little huts to masturbate while the real cops do the work
You cant ever find security.here cause they are a bunch of whackenhutters.hiding in thier little. whackenhuts. while the real cops take out the criminals
whackenhutter by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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