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Watering can
The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.
Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007
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watering a dead plant
When you try talking to a friend who seemingly ignores you for days at a time and gives no attention back, and overall acts like they don't want to be your friend anymore. Just like giving water to a dead plant, the plant will never grow again or give anything back. Hence the name, watering a dead plant.
girl 1: damn, I was talking to Emily last night and it feels like I'm watering a dead plant
girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy
girl 2: ditch him, you shouldn't be friends with someone who doesn't match your energy
watering a dead plant by dababyuhhhhhhhh March 6, 2021
Watering the lawn
Watering the lawn by G.W. Ashington October 1, 2015
Wittering
Oh stop wittering on man no one is listening to you again.
You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?
You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?
Wittering by Never witter July 26, 2010
Witheying
Witheying by jandroidhawk February 19, 2012
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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