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Wet Winker 

When one's winker (bunghole) is moist with sweat creating a wet environment with a ripe booty juice.
Carla worked her cardio routine on the gym stair master for over an hour. With each rising step she could feel the sweat dripping down giving her one really wet winker.
Wet Winker by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015

Wet Wanker 

The act of Jizzing in the ear, like a Wet Willy, but literally.
Guy one: Ah, dude. I just gave that guy a Wet Wanker!

Guy two: You mean a Wet Willy?

Guy one: Nah.
Wet Wanker by LootGoblinPenny December 12, 2016

Wet Wonder 

Before having rough sex, gallons upon gallons of water need to be forced down until almost water poisined. While you sit there feeling sorry for yourself... your sex partner proceeds to make passionate love. During the whole time of sex, the male must maintain a constant stream of urine on to his lover. The lover must, in turn, drink the pee. Then pee it back out again. It is an cycle that ends as soon as the urine stops to flow.
I didnt have to bathe today because this morning i was involved in a 4 hour long Wet Wonder that purged me of my germs.
Wet Wonder by John August 24, 2004

wetworker 

wetworker is a job role were a man is hired to urinate on other men or woman for sexual pleasurer other names can be a golden shower,pisser
cant wait to hirer me a wetworker tonight to be pissed on
wetworker by leespike April 14, 2024
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