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Assassination, or a job that is likely to include killing someone.
"Fine, I'll take the case, but I have to warn you, I don't do wetwork," he said, pulling out a 9mm, checking the chamber and sliding it into his holster. "If it looks like I need this, I'm going to charge you double."
Wetwork by taokoan December 31, 2003

Savage networker 

A relentless scumbag who obnoxiously trys to network people all the time and in the most inappropriate situations.
Savage Networker: " Hey I was really hoping to go out for lunch and talk about your time at XYZ firm"

Professional: " Can you shut the fuck up? We are literally at a funeral".
Savage networker by The Roost August 7, 2016

webworker 

a team of highly skilled, top performant and ultra-competent people who work on important projects related to the interweb and produce speedcore tunes in their spare time.
webworker by webmonkey123 September 29, 2004
To muder or kill either in defense or to complete a certain task which could be murder in itself.

Usually associated with covert operations.
If you've got to do any wetwork be sure to use the silencer so you don't draw any attention to yourself.
Wetwork by That-One-Guy November 1, 2003

Networkered 

Networkered was created by Greeism who wanted to advertise Class 465 on Stepford County Railway Discord. It ended up being a meme on SCR. The meme was overused and it died within 3 weeks. Some people are still using this meme which is cringe.

To people who are in the SCR discord server, please stop using the Networkered meme as the meme is dead.
SCR Fanboy: You just got Networkered!

A person: Bro Shut the fuck up. The Networkered meme is already dead. Holy Fuck I know this is general but please stop posting cringy ass SCR memes.
Networkered by mazepinisthegoat April 17, 2021

wetworking 

a technique simulating the experience of shock, in which a person is strapped, face up, to a chair and their eyes are forced open with a speculum, while exposing large quantities of intense imagery to the individual for prolonged and varied amounts of time, allegedly making the victims insane.
Legend has it, that he escaped from a sanitarium somewhere in New York. Others believe he was an operative, who went rogue. They say, on particular nights, you can catch a glimpse of him running around in the pale moonlight, and hear an insatiable, crazed laughter while he is inundated with wetworking his victims at the slaughterhouse. He is the GUERRILLA ARTIST, known as THE KING OF SLOP. STRAIGHT OUTTA NEWBURGH. THERE IS NONE HIGHER. THIS IS HIS FIRE.
wetworking by Gray Water December 24, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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