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Grandma Wet Lips 

A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.
Oh god, here comes a Grandma Wet Lips and her 1,000 person family. I think we might die.
Grandma Wet Lips by Pigeon- June 8, 2018

gettin my lips wet 

the act of getting very intoxicated , very drunk
yo man im gettin my lips wet tonight im straight thirsty ..
gettin my lips wet by elta mozo December 31, 2010

wet my lips

A phrase that a woman can use when she needs to go to the bathroom. The female counterpart to "leak my lizard"
wet my lips by squirly g June 25, 2007

Wet The Lips 

When a lady visits the bathroom to relieve herself.
To urinate.
Woman: I'm away to wet the lips.

Woman: Where's the toilet i'm desperate to wet the lips.
Wet The Lips by Honky_Tonk_Dixie February 26, 2009