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Grandma Wet Lips 

A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.
Oh god, here comes a Grandma Wet Lips and her 1,000 person family. I think we might die.
Grandma Wet Lips by Pigeon- June 8, 2018

gettin my lips wet 

the act of getting very intoxicated , very drunk
yo man im gettin my lips wet tonight im straight thirsty ..
gettin my lips wet by elta mozo December 31, 2010

wet my lips

A phrase that a woman can use when she needs to go to the bathroom. The female counterpart to "leak my lizard"
Excuse me for a minute, i have to go wet my lips.
wet my lips by squirly g June 25, 2007

Wet The Lips 

When a lady visits the bathroom to relieve herself.
To urinate.
Woman: I'm away to wet the lips.

Woman: Where's the toilet i'm desperate to wet the lips.
Wet The Lips by Honky_Tonk_Dixie February 26, 2009

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026