wet finger 

After the insertion of ones digit in a womans vagina. British word used in the Midlands of England.

Hey Harold - did ye get a wet finger last night?

wet finger by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

jamie's wet finger

When Jamie sticks her finger into Charlie's butt then continues to pull out his poop with her hooked finger. Then, she licks the poop off and shoves it down Charlie's throat and kisses his belly button.

Wow I totally pulled a Jamie's wet finger last night.
CHARLIE: Ow! My ass! I hate it when you Jamie's wet finger me!

jamie's wet finger by Hubby Bubby Boo November 20, 2016

Trying to get your fingers wet 

Attempting to finger a female's vagina to the point of vaginal secretion.

"I really like Amanda."

"What are you doing, trying to get your fingers wet or something?"

"I already got my fingers wet!"

Trying to get your fingers wet by Yung Phil July 31, 2012

fingers wet

When a man fingerbangs a woman in a hastier setting than usual, preferably someone he's just recently met.

"I just got my fingers wet on the dance floor with that girl we met in the line up"

fingers wet by Gypsy4life February 17, 2014

Wet Fish Finder 

When two women scissor together and squirt in each others vaginal canal and it's very wet and also fishy.

They had a Wet Fish Finder last night.

Wet Fish Finder by Wet Fish Sandwitch June 3, 2014

Wtfingers 

An expression you use when you have just typed something entirely unintelligible or when you type one word when you meant to type another. Usually due to other things on your mind at the time.

Comparable to a Freudian slip of the fingers.

Bill: check out my girlfriend's new picture -link-
Bob: hmm, i dont remember seeing that tits before.
Bob: and by tits, i meant shirt...
Bob: wtfingers.
Bill: >:(

Wtfingers by Omega192 October 6, 2009