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wet fart
When you fart, it sometimes feels like you shit your pants.
You pull down your pants and underwear and see, it was a wet fart and no shit visible.
Also they smell way worse then normal farts.
You pull down your pants and underwear and see, it was a wet fart and no shit visible.
Also they smell way worse then normal farts.
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wet-fart
A fart possesing the same physical properties of a regular fart with an abundance of moisture (usually sweat). This results in a more audibly defined crackling sound as opposed to the muffled rumblings of the common rip. May sound like a shart, however wet-farts do not include a follow thru.
wet fart nugget
small bit of sloppy poo that sometimes comes out with a wet fart, usually leaves a nasty skidmark in your boxers.
my missus hates it when I go out on the beer and curry, because I normally wake the next morning with my undies in a mess from wet fart nuggets.
wet fart nugget by Nick Harvey February 13, 2004
Wet Fart
The ultimate in flatulence... it is when not only gas is passed through your grocery hole, but a small mixture of juice from the colon comes out with it, producing a wet sound and a lingering nasty stench that one can be proud of. Just make sure to go right to the bathroom and give yourself a good wipe after the fact...it is preventative to the itching and chaffing that will occur, also you may need to change your underware so use caution.
Dude... my girlfriend took a whiff of my wet fart and started blowing chucks out the car window!! How sweet is that?
Wet Fart by thesqueege May 21, 2008
big wet fart
big wet fart by Macabitz July 15, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.