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You take a condom and you fuck your girlfriend untill you cum in it, then you point it at your girlfriend's face and stretch it back and shoot at her.
"Do you know what's a wet bow?"
"No what is that?"
"Let me show you"
wet bow by Adam Rifler February 2, 2025

wet bowel evacuation 

when you have shittited on yo damn self and it evacuates abruptly out of the anus(asshole) and for fat hoes with big buick hummer asses yo shit gon clog up and its gon slowly drip out the fat folds. Its gone look like melted ice cream. Yo right ass cheek gone smell like manuder and yo left ass cheek like a flaming homosexual (look it up).So to the fat person bitch lose some weight. Yo ass is to damn fat to have yo shit all clogged up in yo extra dimple hole booty lookin ass. Also called cellulite.
Rue Paul- man while i was my booty shorts my shit was backed up and it was a "wet bowel evacuation".

bowling balls in a wet sock

Man, did you see those bowling balls in a wet sock? They were down to the floor.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026