I'm sorry but I won't be able to use the urinal, my wenner is too small, I'll have to go into the cubical and sit down. I might have a poo while I'm there.

Wenner by Russellfenner1 November 16, 2020

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wenger out

A summary of Arsenal's performance at the business end of a season, usually said over at the Emirates and Arsenal fan TV

''Where's the character fam? Where was Giroud ? Where was the defence? The old man has no answer to this. Wenger Out!

wenger out by Spoderman275 March 3, 2017

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Wenner

Very very small male genitalia.

We can try and have sex, but I can’t guarantee you will feel my Wenner, my Wenner is so small I have to sit down for a wee, or it just rtickles down my legs.

Wenner by Trumpss March 11, 2019

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All Arsene Wenger

The practice of deliberately saying you did not witness any controversial incident, just to avoid either further discussion, or any involvement.

In post match TV interviews, whenever Arsene Wenger the manager of Arsenal Football Club is asked about a controversial incident, where say one of his players committed a bad foul, or handled the ball for which the referee didn't award a free kick, he always says; "I didn't see it."

Despite it happening immediately in front of him, when asked by the police if he'd witnessed the accident, the driver went "All Arsene Wenger."

All Arsene Wenger by Doghouse Riley March 13, 2008

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