wencer

The only word that my family can come up with that rhymes with Spencer.

Brother: “Spencer more like wencer!! Gottem!!”

by Spezzdidly May 23, 2021

Wenger

A person who is unwilling to spend money.

We need a car and have money to spend but my husband is being a Wenger.

by Socceroo90 August 31, 2013

wencher

one who wenches; one who seeks lewd women.

A wencher's hand is stronger than a pimp's hand.

by meganst88 October 26, 2010

Wenner

A really small penis.

I'm sorry but I won't be able to use the urinal, my wenner is too small, I'll have to go into the cubical and sit down. I might have a poo while I'm there.

by Russellfenner1 November 16, 2020

wenger out

A summary of Arsenal's performance at the business end of a season, usually said over at the Emirates and Arsenal fan TV

''Where's the character fam? Where was Giroud ? Where was the defence? The old man has no answer to this. Wenger Out!

by Spoderman275 March 3, 2017

Wenner

Very very small male genitalia.

We can try and have sex, but I can’t guarantee you will feel my Wenner, my Wenner is so small I have to sit down for a wee, or it just rtickles down my legs.

by Trumpss March 11, 2019

All Arsene Wenger

The practice of deliberately saying you did not witness any controversial incident, just to avoid either further discussion, or any involvement.

In post match TV interviews, whenever Arsene Wenger the manager of Arsenal Football Club is asked about a controversial incident, where say one of his players committed a bad foul, or handled the ball for which the referee didn't award a free kick, he always says; "I didn't see it."

Despite it happening immediately in front of him, when asked by the police if he'd witnessed the accident, the driver went "All Arsene Wenger."

by Doghouse Riley March 13, 2008