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A Welter is a kind guy who is awesome in bed, and cares for his loved ones. A Welter is very well grounded and all around a good person.
I wish I had Welter here. He always listens and comforts me.
Welter by The sleeping kenguin November 22, 2021
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A dumpy who enjoys non-sports and like to argue and can't let the arument go and is an idiot.
Look at that welter.
Welter by Gangstamatic September 2, 2004

Welter Williams Scale 

A new advance scale of rating individuals based on looks. Broken down by three zones. From the top of the head to shoulder is zone one. From the shoulders to the hips zone 2 and from the hips to feet zone 3. Each scale ranges from 1 to 6. The score is is not added together but just kept in order. A triple 3 or 333 is consider a 3 in zone A, 3 in zone B and 3 in zone c. This scale was developed and tested in San Antonio, TX.

The scale's name came from the makers of the scale, Ric Welter and Nicholaus Williams.
Unbelievable, using the Welter Williams Scale, we just passed by a triple 6. Naw, she was more like a 566 due to the dirty teeth.

The girl I saw yesturday had a decent face, great breast but had kankles so I gave her a 352. What is a 352, wait you don't know about the Welter Williams scale?
Welter Williams Scale by NSW1979 February 17, 2010

arabian crotch welter

The act of having sex with your partner and at the point of orgasm you pull out a fully automatic air gun, putting it in there and firing it until she thoroughly notices it.

-extra points for hiding the gun and denying it!!
My bottom bitch is gonna be pissin' pellets for a week after I give her an Arabian crotch welter

Ken Westerfield 

Ken Westerfield (born May 23, 1947, Detroit Michigan) was a prolific, Hall of Fame, Frisbee (disc) player from the 60's and 70's. Westerfield is responsible for producing numerous tournaments, two World Records, many competitive wins in Freestyle and individual events, freestyle moves (body rolls) and competitive formats (pairs freestyle competition), Canadian Open, Toronto, Canada. 1974.
Articles in Wikipedia and FPA (freestyle players association) document the life and history of Ken Westerfield Frisbee pioneer
Ken Westerfield by Disc Sports July 27, 2012

Walter Clements 

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks

Western Onion 

A youngster's pronunciation of Western Union! Funny & Cute!
When she said Western Onion, we all knew what she meant!
Western Onion by Starchylde June 28, 2016
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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