The Wellard is a common garden troll who lives in the south west wales countryside. It lives in a cave with Its Mate Known as the Erin and their Offspring is known as a baby Smichael.

Guy 1: dude i just saw A Wellard
Guy 2: a what?
Guy 1: y'know those troll things that live in wales.
Guy 2: Was it driving a Hyndai Gets Or a Transit Van
Guy 1: nah
Guy: awww

A Wellard by thepuzzler November 8, 2011

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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