This statement is often used in place of "touché". However, "well played" shows more class. The proper use is when one has been defeated or has lost in a battle of words.
A: You realize that I just beat you at chess and in the argument about who would be a better president.

B: I know. Well played.
by BMWMUNK December 7, 2004
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As I said before

People want a reaction

People do things to cause a reaction

Crate a situation

To meet their needs / ends

This writing right here

Caused as a reaction

The circle

Just before that happened ..

The strangeness was at a new level

Lights flashing on and on

More reveal themselves

This time the tv crew and the original tv crew

Yep YOU! know exactly who you are

You also know I’m upset and that’s the only reason there was an excuse ..

For another knock at the door

2 nights in a row

Different faces

All because … of the one face I would actually like to knock at my door

Jealousy led us here

Your souls record this …

Usually I delete ..

Now .. they will all remain forever

My evidence …

But now this will be testament to my neighbours and the years of torture they collectively and we all know … collectively …

Abused me

To point of this …

And you will pretend you don’t know or somehow found by accident or this is not about you or exist at all .. yet your thumbs do not lie …

If it ever comes to it … there will be a record of this ….

Strange how I wake in the middle of the night … all this on my mind

Best way to fuel and artist

An artist that no longer really eats

Instead of outside now I will stay inside ..

Keep it up .. be proud ..

The service to humanity .. you should be proud of yourselves ..

My kids .. got to see more of what they shouldn’t ….

I can’t thank you enough ….


Well played
Well played … have your fun in the sun

We know it’s simply because … I reject you

I know a person … she has a similar issue

Humanity …..

Dark Ages ….

If I were kill oneself … yes you all played a part …
by LetsTalkAboutX January 13, 2023
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To get killed by a player camping or spamming. To the point it bothers you.
Well played, i was killed by a camper.
by Mekhiz November 7, 2018
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To have done something well. Often said while pretending to hold a monocle to the eye by making a circle with your fingers, or shaking the other persons hand. Usually said after being proved wrong. Originated in Pine Bush High School.
"Columbus sailed in 1490"
"Actually it was 1492"
"...well played.."
by fxdude123 October 14, 2011
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Could be used in reply when somebody says something sexy or if you approve of something
Person 1: I'm doing my homework on my desk this time instead of on my my bed as usual
Person 2: Damn! I wish I was your your homework!
Person 1: Hahaha Well played ;)
by LazyDragonZapper November 27, 2011
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Well played is usually used in the occasion when someone either does something or completes a task correctly and or does the opposite and fails miserably.
"Jacob attempts a backflip and falls on his face, well played says the crowd"
"Eamon answers a question in class incorrectly, well played says Athan"
by Senpai Graham October 17, 2017
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The baseball equivalent of touche.

Originating from the popular MLB commercial on Youtube where Joe Mauer gives proof of his bikini-clad trip to Cabo with the host, with a photo in a frame, after the host denies ever going.
"My hugs can cure anything!"

'Even cancer?"

'Well played, Mauer."
by whiteeagle August 12, 2010
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