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An unusually long penis...derived from the last name "Wentz," as in the Bass player from Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz.
Girl: Ew, keep your wentzer in your pants.
Wentzer by xxAhmed July 19, 2007
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Pete Wentzer 

a person, can be either female or male, that is a pete wentz wanna-be. they either pretend too be pete wentz or act like him.
"your such a pete wentzer!"

in order to be a pete wentzer you either copy the things he has done in previous works such as release the bats or you play the bass only because he does..there are more these are just examples
A bird thats so hot that there is puddles underneath her.
look at that wetzer standing in that puddle!
Wetzer by David Synnott March 11, 2009
Hottest family line in the entire world.
"She looks good. Must be a Wenter."
Wenter by shfzjngrngeg February 1, 2009
A strong majestic beast. VERY hairy. Funny. Works it with the ladies. Loves to associate with the common pussy cat. People with the names Sam, Sarah, Shelby, Sally, Sammie, Suzie, Seniquwa, Shanana, Shannon, Stacey, and anyone else with and name that starts with "s". This is a kid no one will mess with. Hes psycho and will kill a mutha fucka.
Damn that kid is such a Wentzel!
Wentzel by Mikey Pooh June 2, 2008

wentercycle

When you sneeze twice at the same time. This was brought up by lil_voopoo in the Hivemind Discord
Ever had 2 sneezed come our at once and it hurts your face and throat? That was a hardcore Wentercycle
wentercycle by Superdupergage May 19, 2020
*pulls someones pants down*'YOU'VE JUST BEEN WENTZED!!'
-obviously mocking the whole 'peen scandal'
Pete Wentz was involved in.
wentzed by Ashabrah January 15, 2008
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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