A spoiled bitch who gets anything and everything she wants; devil, satan wroshipper, slave driver. Weitzer is the definition of the most awful slime bag on the planet; sleezeball
Anyone named Ryan Weitzer most definitely has the smallest penis that the world has ever seen. He likes to make out with Berkley and spend $2 million on FIFA.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).