weirdower 

What you become after your senile/demented spouse passes away.

I'm a weirdower now that my insane wife passed away.

weirdower by coolhandluked February 15, 2010

widower's mattress 

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

widower's mattress by Emma85 February 10, 2007

Weirderp 

A weirdo who derps a lot. Simple as that. A doer of epic and weird fails.

Wow, that kid over there? He's in fifth grade and still can't spell his name. He's such a weirderp.

Weirderp by Absolutely Punderful September 25, 2011

widower 

A man who has lost his wife by death and has not remarried.

That man is a widower.

widower by katie was here January 3, 2008

Facebook widower 

A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)

I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!

Facebook widower by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 14, 2007

widower 

A man whose spouse has died and has not remarried.

The widower lived alone after the death of his beloved.

widower by Matatat. November 25, 2009

black widower 

A dude who's had a long list of marriages, only to have each of his consecutive wives die and/or disappear under questionable circumstances.

Aside from execution, the only sure way to stop a black widower from continuing his ghastly lifestyle is to have him marry a black widow. Further explanation unnecessary.

black widower by QuacksO May 22, 2018