weillen 

weillen is a carebear in human form. she has all of the carebear qualities within her such as

- getting high (on life)

- random spurts of laughter

- unbelievable optimism

- heart of gold

notable phrases include

“Eh aku mau jadi chef tapi ga pake api”

“SEGER BROOOOO”

“mas ini aku mau pesen yang ini ya, tapi lebih dikit” gaperna abis kalo ajak makan

“you see weillen laughing over there, she’s been doing that for 10 minutes straight over the same joke”

weillen by penny wontons November 22, 2021

Wellend 

A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.

"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"

Wellend by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018

willene 

a smart, beautiful brunette. have a big ass, sometimes moody. acts a little crazy..but good...big lips. she drop dead gorgeous.

girl: do u know that chick "willene:?
boy: hell ya. nice butt. she cool

willene by cutie123ily January 6, 2010

willena 

one of the sweetest, prettiest girls you'll ever meet. also, very rare, find one and you'll love her

i met willena today.

willena by Johnny Cash the Second June 26, 2008

willennium

A ridiculous millennium in an alternate universe, invented by Will Smith (Big Willie Style), in which everyone wears shiny silver suits, dances like a flaming idiot, and uses phrases like gettin' jiggy wit it and peep this while I freak this. Comes from the song "Will2K", one of the dumbest songs ever written.

"Time for the new millennium...excuse me, willennium." -Big Willie Style

"Like, oh my god! I hear they're opening a new Banana Republic AND a new GAP at the mall thometime this willennium. That's going to be abtholutely pothitively fabulouth!" -Clay Aiken

"I'd wait all willennium for a chance to give it to Big Willie indabutt." -Carson Daly

willennium by Nick D July 7, 2004

Wellen 

Describing someone who will go mute and/or paralyzed at the mere scent of alcohol within a five mile radius. Because of this, they one who fits this description will generally aspire to become the most vigilant risk manager of all time.

Person 1: As soon as someone opened the bottle of 151, Jeff immediately went mute and cuddled the trash can for three hours, and it scared him so much he now runs risk management for the every frat on campus.

Person 2: Typical wellen move. But Jeff is so wellen, so it isn't that shocking.

Wellen by Bros Bros Bros(not jeff) September 27, 2010

Willenium 

1. A guy who likes to have sex while breaking his rubix cube record time.
2. A worldclass comedian but only to small audiences and unbeknown to himself.
3. All round weiner-schnitzel!

That guy is such a Willenium! What a hero.

Willenium by Rallenium Gregory November 4, 2009