Wellena 

An amazing, wonderful, beautiful, sometimes moody woman. Who may sometimes be scary when she yells.

Man 1:I love that woman.
Man 2:Is she a Wellena?
Man 1:YES!

Man 2:I want a Wellena:(

Wellena by lovethatcurlygirl May 13, 2010

Wellend 

A hybrid of Paul Weller & bell end, wellends are also known in popular culture as a cunts. Defined by wearing Pretty Green & having a shit lego haircut in tribute to some old, weathered mod singer. Wellends are known to be pathological liars, they will brazenly claim they are lovers of music but will only listen to one band and have also been known to state they invented their tragic bonce job.

"Fuck me, look at that wellend over there. It should be illegal to have no fringe and side burns that long. Funniest bit is he's paid £100 at some fancy salon for that!"

Wellend by Ryan&Sam December 12, 2018

willena 

one of the sweetest, prettiest girls you'll ever meet. also, very rare, find one and you'll love her

i met willena today.

willena by Johnny Cash the Second June 26, 2008

Wellina 

Wellina is always attacked on more ways the one. She love listening to Cbat, she hates rats, and squishes babies (don't ask). She listens to everyone's love advice and she's rich(but is self absorbed). If you ever need help in homework, better call Wellina!

Faye: Can you pls help with homework?
Wellina: I gotchu.

Wellina: Pls give money
Daphne: No.

Wellina by average wellina enjoyers October 18, 2022

Wellen 

Describing someone who will go mute and/or paralyzed at the mere scent of alcohol within a five mile radius. Because of this, they one who fits this description will generally aspire to become the most vigilant risk manager of all time.

Person 1: As soon as someone opened the bottle of 151, Jeff immediately went mute and cuddled the trash can for three hours, and it scared him so much he now runs risk management for the every frat on campus.

Person 2: Typical wellen move. But Jeff is so wellen, so it isn't that shocking.

Wellen by Bros Bros Bros(not jeff) September 27, 2010

wellenreiter 

very good looking individual. handsome, sexy. often punished with acne or greasyness, slow growth of the body(short for longer than others.)

man that guy is a real wellenreiter!

wellenreiter by inbianabanana April 23, 2009

wellenstrummelzentrierung 

German slang for a diabetes-riddled homeless man with homoerotic tendencies.

If I walk home that way, I'm gonna get accosted by the Wellenstrummelzentrierung.

wellenstrummelzentrierung by PlasticJesus September 13, 2013