weesper 

lame and unfunny misspelling of the word whisper

nobody:
noobslayer: wEeSpEr

weesper by SAVEUS.Y2J June 4, 2020

wesper 

The ship name between Wylan Van Eck and Jesper Fahey from the book Six of Crows

Me: WESPER IS MY OTP!
Friend: OH MY GOSH SAME!!

wesper by Deanisabeast October 29, 2018

street weeper 

The act of crying so much that one's tears flood the streets.

My butt hurt friend is a street weeper.

street weeper by holygrahamcracker February 16, 2014

weepers

a fan that weeps and cries when meeting or seeing their favorite celebrity.

There is a different between a weeper and a screamer.

weepers: "ahh*crying*slmbha ahh waaahh jonas brothersmgmlaaa"

weepers by 1% juice October 9, 2008

Weeper of the House

John Boehner (R-OH), who is the current Speaker-elect of the House of Representatives, soon to take the gavel in place of Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). He earned this nickname courtesy of Joy Behar for crying repeatedly while on camera.

On several occasions, shortly after the 2010 mid-term election, Mr. Boehner was shown crying while giving a speech in front of fellow party members, talking about the "American Dream". Then, a few more times (again) during an interview with CBS' Lesley Stahl, Mr. Boehner starts crying when recalling his days of sweeping the floors of an old bar he used to work for... then cries again when talking about kids "running around" and having a chance at the "American Dream"... and finally, one more time when sitting next to his wife during the interview, he starts crying because, as his wife explains, "he's going through an emotional time", possibly referencing his transition to becoming Weeper... I mean, Speaker.

Now, ladies and gentleman, I am proud to introduce: the new Weeper of the House... John Boehner!

*quiet applause, as Boehner weeps*

Weeper of the House by ProgLib December 15, 2010

weesner

Verb: The act of surreptitiously escaping from some mind-numbing condition, like work, drinks with your girlfriend's friends, or a boring lecture.

Adjective: The time between escaping from and returning to said mind-numbing condition.

Noun: the state or quality of weesner

v. "I need to figure out how to weesner my way out of this staff meeting!"
adj. "I took a weesner-afternoon. I'll see you tomorrow."
n. "My go-to weesner-afternoon is to walk to the bathroom, but turn right and go down the stairs, walk to my car, drive home, and take a nap."

weesner by jp444 November 5, 2018

Weeper

Moisture that appears through the cracks on a road surface after a rainfall. Primarily referenced in NASCAR and other forms of motorsports.

Dude, WTF? The track is totally dry. Why don't they start qualifying?

Not yet, man... there's weepers all around the track.

Weeper by Thew March 1, 2009